i feel like every week i’m just like “i need to get through this week”
SO THIS ONE TIME IT WAS NEW YEARS EVE AND MY ASSHOLE OF A DAD WAS DRUNK AND WE MADE A BET. IF I COULD HIT HIM IN THE ASS CHEEK WITH A BLOWGUN DART THAT I WOULD GET $200. SO I AIMED IT (I WAS 12 YEARS OLD) AND I MISJUDGED THE AIM AND IT HIT HIM STRAIGHT IN THE NUTS AND MY BROTHER HANDED ME $500 WHILE MY DAD WAS TAKEN TO THE HOSPITAL VIA AMBULANCE.
before you date a girl with a mental illness, remember: saying, “you’re beautiful” won’t balance the chemicals in her brain.
and don’t fucking say, “i’ll be here for you, no matter what,” if you don’t mean it.
don’t think you’re fixing her by saying, “i love you.” because you’re not
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Cuddle weather? Fuck that. It’s hickey season. You can hide anything behind a large scarf.
Scooby Doo’s new look is just horrible.
scooby dooby doo the fuck they do to you
All the years of mystery solving has clearly gotten to him. Scooby’s mental health has drained and deteriorated affecting his physical health. Scooby Snacks can only do so much get this dog some fuckin’ stress relief already.