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accio-percabeth:

sketch-elf:

A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.

I accept and fully support this headcanon

burdge:


"You want me to tell Uncle Harry that it was YOU that blew up the broom shed? DO YOU?"

i grew up in a big family, the weak don’t survive

burdge:

"You want me to tell Uncle Harry that it was YOU that blew up the broom shed? DO YOU?"

i grew up in a big family, the weak don’t survive

novocainelipstick:

gameraboy:

"I seek the crocodile"  Peter Pan (1924)

The crocodile looks like it’s laughing so hard 

Anonymous said: What's so bad about periods

mistyslay:

  • Blood comes out of your vagina for anywhere from 3-7 days
  • That blood you lose can be around 4 tablespoons to a cup
  • a cup of blood, vaginal mucus, and endometrial tissue
  • You get cramps that will make you cry. You can vomit and/or pass out from them
  • You will get horrible mood swings
  • You get headaches
  • Backaches
  • Your breasts hurt so bad sometimes you can’t even touch them
  • You get acne everywhere
  • Your actual vagina could be sore
  • Your feel constantly tired
  • You have a constant fear of soaking through your pad/tampon
  • You can’t lay a certain way in bed
  • You take pill after pill and it still doesn’t help
  • You bloat and gain weight
  • You might have anemia (iron deficiency) which can not clot your blood causing so much blood loss it’ll be deadly
  • You never feel full
  • Everything irritates you
  • You will cry a lot
  • Once you get up in the morning, your center of gravity has shifted and all the blood settling in you during the night will now rush out of you causing you to clench your legs tightly to avoid leaking
  • You get made fun of for having a period ?////?/?/
  • You’re forced to go to school/work
  • You get told that you’re overreacting

but ya know, fixing your dick discreetly in public is bad too

420-bit:

Fucking quality post right here

(Source: chosen-undead)

georqeweasley:

im laughing so hard

georqeweasley:

im laughing so hard

(Source: blowtimelow)

madyisbored:

queernuck:

inthebeatleslife:

nevvbooksmell:

in 1966, john lennon said “we’re more popular than jesus now” and people went batshit crazy. the beatles lost so many fans, and their record sales went down.

in 2013, kanye west claimed to be some weird-ass breed of jesus known as “yeezus" and the world stood and laughed. he even gained some fans.

what the fuck.

Fuck society

yeah, forreal

why did the beatles even have sales in the first place?

i laugh

Me: Well are you ready Ray?
Me: Ray?
Me: Ray.
Me: Are you ready?
Me:
Poster of Ray:

averagefairy:

what even is the 50 shades movie gonna be just like a theatre full of 40 yr old women eating popcorn and gasping and clutching their chests throughout 2 hours of softcore porn???????? please no

villainny:

winter-soulja:

Ladies and gentlemen: the REAL Falcon

It is important to note Captain America is also in this film. 

lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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domericbolton:

last night my father said “good night mario” because i had been driving him around today and apparently going too fast, like the car racer mario andretti

but i didn’t know what he was talking about so i just sleepily replied “good night luigi”

batlock:

So.

Cards Against Humanity.

I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

If you have it, open your box.

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You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

Do that.

Do it carefully.

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Holy shit.

There’s something in there. What could that be?

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There’s a card.

There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

But what card?

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I fucking love these people.

annacdp:

George R. R. Martin 

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