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OHH MY FUCKING GOD THAT HOWL MY OVARIES JUST EXPLODED CHRIST ON THE CROSS GOOD LORD MMHMM HELLA FINE HEY BOY HEY OMG WHY R U NOT REAL HOT DIGGITY DAYUM SON
i like to read books and sometimes i music
Black Widow/Natasha Romanoff Cosplay by hiddlestalker
this is the best cosplay ever omg
this is amazing. I could honestly see her as Natasha Romanoff when she was younger
I love this. Congrats hiddlestalker, you are now amazing
I think that if they make abortion illegal, they should make men deserting women who they got pregnant illegal as well. Because if a woman can’t back out of a pregnancy a man shouldn’t be able to either.
taking the students’ dignity as a final screw you
I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST
THAT NO ONE EVER WAS
ALL THE PRETTY GIRLS ALL AROUND THE WORLD
ARE SO IN LOVE WITH JARED PADALECKI
[AGGRESSIVELY SINGS IN JAPANESE]
I wish one of my teacher’s did this.
WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE IDEA
MINE IS BEING CREATIVE
[AGGRESSIVELY SINGS FIVE SEPARATE PARTS OF ONE DAY MORE]
SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JAEGER
[SOMEHOW MANAGES TO SING THE HEDWIGS THEME SONG]
*INTENSE DOCTOR WHO THEME SONG SINGING*
DU DU DUM DU DU DU DUM DU DU DUUUUUU DU DU DU DU DU DU DUM DU DUUUUUUUUUUUU
Now, this gif always annoys me, because it shows up on my dash with comments like “omg this is the sexiest thing eva” and “men in suits hhhHHH” which is fair enough.
But this gif is a very poor example of a sexily suited man. His jacket is extremely ill fitted, as if it were made for a man four sizes up from him. His tie is crooked, too tight, and mis-lengthened. His shirt’s collar is the wrong size for him, and the way he buttons it makes it look as if he’s never done it before.
Here, ladies and gents, is how it is done.
This makes me extremely happy. God bless you correct suit man.
What always kills me is that he stands at parade rest at the end of gif two i’m just
god damn it
God: Gabe, stop, I’m working.
Gabriel: I WANT TO MAKE SOMETHING TOOOOOOO!
God: Here’s a box of parts, go nuts.
God: -several hours later- Gabe? Where are you, my son?
Gabriel: DAD, LOOKIT!
God: Dafuq is that?
Gabriel: A PLATYPUS!
OHMYGODS, THANK YOU FOR DRAWING THAT!
They don’t do much
this is the fucking funniest thing ever
LOOK at it though
"just put it in australia"
When a writer kills off a character
When you kill off your own character
when a character kills off a writer
the only fandom in which this is possible
I SENT THIS
TO MY CRUSH ON FB WITH NO CONTEXT LETS SEE WHAT HAPPENS
ABORT MISSION THEY SAW IT ABORT ABORT
guys im so fucking nervous they havent replied and they’ve seen my second response what is hap penning
ever since i sent them this i havent received a single message i am afraid
ITS BEEN 4 DAYS AND MISSION IS SUCCESS.
THIS WAS THEIR RESPONSE.
“Alexandria’s Genesis, a.k.a violet eyes (a genetic mutation).
When someone is born with Alexandria’s Genesis, their eyes are blue or gray at birth. After six months, the eyes begin to change from their original color to purple, and this process lasts six months. During puberty, the color deepens to dark purple, a deep purple, a royal purple, or a violet-blue color and remains that way. It does not affect the person’s eyesight.
Those who have this mutation will never grow any facial, body, pubic, or anal hair (not including hair on their head, on their ears, noses, eyebrows and eyelashes). Women also do not menstruate, but are fertile”
NO FUCKING SHAVING
NO FUCKING PERIODS
AND I GET PURPLE EYES
WHY THE FUCK WASN’T I BORN WITH THIS
FUCK WHY CAN I HAVE THIS
IM REALLY MAD ABOUT THIS
IN THE FUTURE HUMANS BETTER EVOLVE TO HAVE THIS I MEAN SERIOUSLY
What the actual fuck. I wish I had purple eyes. Think of the cosplay abilities!
"Oh my god, where did you get those contacts!?"
"There not contacts, they’re my natural color eyes!!!"
um this isn’t a real thing…do people even fact check?
actually, violet eyes are completely possible, albeit very rare, as violet is on the spectrum between blue eyes and grey eyes.
it’s not nearly as vibrant as it would have you believe, and is in fact more of a tint in blue eyes or grey eyes than it is a beautiful vibrant purple. it could also be a product of albinism.
so yes, AG isn’t real, it’s just a “weak plot device”
but violet eyes are certainly possible, even if very rare.
Dean sucks at keeping secrets (but Cas is worse).
can we please understand that “depressed” is an actual emotion as well as a mental disorder
just because you say you feel depressed one day doesn’t mean you’re claiming to have depression and it’s an actual emotion and if you say “i’m feeling depressed today” is absolutely okay because it is in fact a mood and a clinical disorder
This post? This is a very important post.